I've never felt this sad before
As if I don't belong;
I thought this would be forever
That love would be our song.
Little by little it went away
I didn't know how to make it stay;
Our vows went along with it
It's sad on our Divorce day.
It is with great sadness I send you this card
Your marriage was full of such promise;
But your love has died and disappeared
Taking your man but don't antagonise.
What goes around comes around
To each and everyone;
His come uppence will surely mean
In the end it is he that will get done.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again,
so is a bicycle repair kit.
Money, money, money
The costs are quite sky high;
The bloody wedding cost enough
I just might start to cry.
This is the end then?
There's nowhere else to go;
We lost each other on the way
We didn't notice or even know!
Until someone made your heart jump
You didn't know what to do;
You just started to live again
I knew it & so did you!
Never again will I say
That love is here to stay;
I'll take much more care
If love comes my way another day!
Unwanted gifts don't get wrapped
But this one needs respect;
For proper healing to take place
You don't need to leave regrets.
So try and show some honor
Forgiveness where it's due;
Let go peacably if you can
It's no good feeling blue.
Have a little ceremony
To break the vows made in heaven;
As an angel was sent that very day
To watch over you and was interwoven.
There is nothing on earth better than a good marriage;
And there is nothing worse than a bad one.
The vows have gone out the window
Along with what you possess;
She threw everything back at you
I expect you deserved it I guess.
It's now too late to say sorry
What you've done , can't be undone;
So you'll just have to pick up the pieces
You are just one hell of a son.
Where's the rules we showed you
Of love and honor and trust;
You just had one too many
And then decided you just must.
If you take everything that's on a plate
Don't tell someone "I love you";
Because they'll expect your faithfulness
And that's just what we would do too.
The pain will go away
The kids will feel much better;
Forgive and forget is hard to do
But try and follow it to the letter.
Letting it go means you can move on
Standing still for a while's okay;
But don't stand in one place too long
The memories will drag you down everyday.
Build a new life brick by brick
Rome wasn't built in a day;
You'll feel better a bit at a time
I'll help you-what do you say?
Whatever were we thinking
That night out on the tiles;
We shouldn't have got wed
On the LA marriage mile.
The spur of the moment
Through rose tinted eyes;
Whatever were we thinking
It was certainly not wise.
We could keep it a secret
How do we undo this farce?
Can you remember who witnessed it
'Cos they can kiss my arse.
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
Having joined two souls and hearts
In legal matrimony;
The only way out is this route
But leave my patrimony.
All's fair in love and war
So no holds barred is on;
It doesn't matter not a jot
As all the love has gone.