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Welcome and smile at these Funny Birthday Quotes for your family and friends. They are wonderful for reflection on memories whilst embracing the future. Some of these quotes are cheeky all are amusing and as love and laughter make the world go round then you will give the recipient the best birthday message ever.

They are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.

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All I really need is love, but a little chocolate
now and then doesn't hurt!
Charles Schulz


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Old age is like climbing a mountain. You climb from
ledge to ledge. The higher you get, the more tired
and breathless you become, but your views become
more extensive.
Ingmar Bergman


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I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
Stephen Wright 


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Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo,
you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.


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[putting arms around Nigella Lawson] My wife is
going to kill me. But you look like my wife,
so that's Ok!
Jay Leno
Note to self-must put more water in it!


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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to
waste it on children!
George Bernard Shaw


to follow on from that is:-
The Golden Years are wasted on the Aged!
so get going girl!


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Funny Birthday Quotes


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Not sure about fishing rods
Don't know about tools;
So it's socks again for you my lad
Although it's not very cool.


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They said that face cream
Would work over all the years;
It's a good job my eyes are going
So I can't see the wear and tear.
Sometimes it's a blessing
I miss a word or two;
I can make it up then
Make's it fun listening to you.


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All my secrets are very safe
My friends can't remember them;
I've told them many things
From I can't remember when.


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Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard


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Masturbation increases with age
As the wrinkles then don't matter;
You can stop and have a cup of tea
Even have a little natter.


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Can't remember how old you are - I'm no good with big numbers.


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Living without sex
You never thought you would;
But when you've put your glasses on
You know then that you should.


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FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, $200 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married, wife knows everything. 


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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.


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Funny Birthday Quotes


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To make a success of old age, you've got to start young.
I can see you've already started!
Happy Birthday 


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You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are
the real reason for global warming.


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Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy?


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Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.


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This is your gig of the year
When you are centre star;
May you have many happy returns
We love you just as you are.
Maggie-May


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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth
keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands!!!


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Bi-sexuality immediately doubles your chances
for a date on saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield


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Who is this wild child
We used to hold in our arms;
She's getting all grown up
But hasn't lost her charms.


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